Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Randomize
