Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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