I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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