Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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