oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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