does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Randomize
