i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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