I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
