Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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