Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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