So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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