it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
The ass gains better be worth it
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