im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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