i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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