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I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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