does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Randomize