i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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