PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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