is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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