Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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