What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Randomize