I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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