i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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