He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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