Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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