have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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