doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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