Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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