The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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