Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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