Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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