dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I have already put on my inside pants.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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