my soul wont recognize me after tonight
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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