She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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