kristin has been a bad kristin
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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