i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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