So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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