Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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