just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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