The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
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