she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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