She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
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