My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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