Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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