ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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