i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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