Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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