hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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