i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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