Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
