I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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