the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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