Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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