why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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