he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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